Nudie Films

I subscribe to Amazon Prime, which gives varies perks such as free shipping,  fast delivery, music and streaming TV among other things.  The streaming TV offers mostly B movies and short clips of limited interest, such as 60 seconds watching airplanes take off and land.  It was on this free streaming video that I recently found three "nudist" films.

 

The first one up is entitled Unashamed: A Romance.  It was filmed in 1938 and I suppose it was fairly risqué for the time.  The story, what there is of it, centers around a woman who tries to get her boss to a nudist camp with the idea of winning his heart.  Most of the scenes depict a cozy utopian atmosphere where only the top half is shown nude except for a few butts here and there.  

The boss finally joins her and all seems to be going well with her plan until they encounter a blonde vixen who works at getting his attention.  I guess you'll have to see the film to find out if the blonde wins or not.  

The second film is called Bigfoot Horror Camp, yes, that's right, Bigfoot Horror Camp.  It stars Lexie Bell who is a porn actress and the camp in question is called the Double-D.  The bigfoot in question is some guy in a cheap gorilla suit who likes to capture the nude maidens and force them to pole dance.  It's probably a terrific film for a horny 13 year old boy but other than that don't waste your time with it.

The last film, and arguably the worst, is American Nudist, but with a promising title there is no plot, no real insight into nudism and, like the previous film, is an absolute and total waste of time. Not even good for horny 13 year olds.  The film is so bad, so forgotten and so useless, the only thing Google Images comes up with is the movie poster.

Naked Pig Art Banned!

A recent article from England's Exeter Express and Echo, tells of the plight of one Cress de la Fosse, an art student at Exeter College.  De la Fosse  submitted her photo for exhibition at the college but it was unfortunately rejected and she is not too happy about it.  "My work highlights the poor body image and insecure feelings that a high percentage of women experience", she said. 

The head of art and design at the college states, "Cress’s submission is a great piece of work which is why it has been included in this upcoming exhibition. While we are pleased to exhibit Cress’s artwork, one piece is particularly powerful and has been withdrawn from this exhibition in the college’s Centre for Creative Industries".

Well it's um, "powerful" alright, as you can see for yourself.

Nothing like a nude woman running through the woods wearing a pig's head

Personally I don't find it art so much as satire.  Recently in the news there was an allegation that the current British Prime Minister, David Cameron, was once fellated by the head of a dead pig.

Never believe politicians

Needless to say, De la Fosse is a little upset that her work has been banned and is now looking for a gallery to display her work.  Take heart Cress!  Here at Su Casa we have given your work a showing.  If you ever come to Second Life, let me know and we'll make it permanent.

3,000 Naked Bike Riders photo-bomb wedding shoot

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Here comes the bride all dressed in white. And, don't look now, but here come thousands of bicyclists not dressed in anything. Nude and body-painted participants from this year's Philly Naked Bike Ride cruised through the wedding day photo shoot of lovebirds Ross Cohen and Blair Delson. The couple, who got married Saturday evening, spent the afternoon before their wedding taking photos at romantic spots around the city. Their wedding photographer, JPG Photography studio owner Joseph Gidjunis, was snapping photos of them in Dilworth Plaza, next to City Hall, when they heard the buzz of about 3,000 bicycles approaching. Delson and Cohen decided not to wait for the cyclists to pass before continuing with their photos. She grabbed handfuls of her tulle and lace dress and scurried toward the cyclists half a block away, and he followed. "We saw them," Delson said Monday, "and I sprinted in my heels and my wedding gown and decided to get in on the action." Cohen lifted Delson and twirled her around, and together they high-fived the nude cyclists, who serenaded them with cheers. "We thought it was hilarious," Delson said.

Hanging in the Woods - Artist becomes trapped nude in her own work

A Norwegian artist named Hilde Krohn Huse filmed herself in hanging naked from a rope in a tree. 

However, as she reached the end of her video she found that she was unable to free herself.  The results are quite hilarious.  You can watch the video on the artist's own website HERE  or on
Vimeo. She said she was fortunate that one of her friends was nearby.  And who says Second Life doesn't have a similar set of problems?

What Dad Always Wanted!

Father's Day is coming up this Sunday, 21 June, in many parts of the world.  It seems one place suggests you give him that "something special".

Um, well, to each their own I guess.

Naked Jungle

This month marks the 15th anniversary of a British TV game show, The Naked Jungle, where all contestants as well as the presenter appeared nude. 

It appears as if it pitted one team against another performing various timed tasks.  As with the majority of British game shows it really is quite bad.

The TV watchdog reported that it only really got one negative response to the show but apparently the newspaper Daily Mail was supposedly outraged.  This is rather ironic as the Daily Mail is basically Britain's gutter newspaper.

You can watch clips below but, be forewarned, it's bad.

I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore

Every Nudists Nightmare! When you get old, and you don't look good naked anymore.

Nude Beach Beer

While meandering through the lovely state of Wisconsin, I was surprised to see the billboard below along Interstate Hwy. 39. Yes, this is a real beer/ale , brewed by  The Stevens Point Brewery  in Stevens Point, Wisconsin.

Kind of ironic that a beer/ale with this name is brewed in a state that has four seasons. “Summer is on Labor Day this year”, then “it looks like maybe winter is coming”, followed by “Yep it's winter”, and last but not least, “Oh My God, it's so cold I can't feel my face”.
                                                   
                                                         The Billboard Picture

Nude Beach  Summer Wheat is a American Pale Wheat Ale style beer brewed by Stevens Point Brewery in Stevens Point, WI

                                                    Bottle or Can Label Picture

Nude Skydive: Topless Women Plummeting To Earth

While somewhat sexist I guess, not really having anything to do with social nudism, other then containing topless and nude women. Still a funny! Be sure and pull the ripcord, not your bikini bottom tie! Nude Skydive is a very funny 2 1/2-min. commercial spot directed by Peter Harton for a Danish discount retail company.

Nude Skydive: Topless Women Plummeting Faster Than the Economy! from Dhiraj kumar on Vimeo.

Blah Blah Blah

I give up.  I've been trying for 2 days to put an event in SL's event calendar.  It seems I suddenly breached some "community standards" rule.

This is one of the attempts that was rejected:
Subject - Start your week-end with DJ Bluesy and enjoy two hours of great music.
Listing - Come dance at Su Casa Naturist with DJ Bluesy. Blues and classic rock from one of SL's favorite DJs.  Come early, stay late and have fun.

The result? The event appears to contain adult material, but is on a General or Mature region. Please choose an adult region. Refer to the Maturity ratings wiki page for more details.

What did it finally accept after numerous attempts?

Thanks, SL, you're a champ, but your censor needs looking into.

Fugitive on the loose at Su Casa

If you see the below pictured person contact the Second Life Police Department. She has been known to frequent Su Casa in search of male avatars. Known as Granny with aliases such as "World's oldest nudist", "Granny Hottie" and "Sexy Senior" Caution: Consider armed and dangerous, her cane is a deadly weapon.

Just a funny Mr and Mrs Banana hit the nude beach for the first time

Weird NEWdS!

Check out some of these weird news stories I found recently, some you can't even believe!

• Eight Police officers suspended after skinny dipping photos released.

• Nude reading sessions at the library. 
  

• Or how about running naked in the zoo...for charity.

• A Naked man was handed an ASBO (anti-social-behavior order).  Some of the comments at the end of the article are really funny!   ASBO=Anti Scrotum-Baring Order  LOL

• Men shouldn't go skinny dipping in Sweden. And here's why... True or false?

  

  Testicle eating fish are on the loose!

• Why would a Naturist Resort even need a dungeon? 

I get my breaking Naturist News delivered to my email box through the modern convenience of Google Alerts. 

Barely Funny

I was in the waiting area while my car was being repaired browsing through a magazine. I laughed out loud when I read this anecdote in Reader's Digest:

As I stepped out of the shower, I heard someone in my kitchen downstairs. Knowing that my wife was out, I grabbed my 1903 heirloom rifle -- which no longer works -- and crept downstairs forgetting the fact that I was in my birthday suit. 
I came around the corner with the gun raised, only to find my wife loading the dishwasher.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I thought I heard an intruder. I came down to scare him."
Scanning the contours of my doughy, naked body, she mumbled, "You didn't need the gun."

Two small children are spying on the inhabitants of a nudist colony through a hole in the fence. ‘Are they men or ladies?’ asks one. ‘I can’t tell,’ replies the other. ‘They haven’t got any clothes on.’


A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's  locker room.  When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with  ladies  grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

Got something funny to share? Add your joke in the comments.