Barely Funny

I was in the waiting area while my car was being repaired browsing through a magazine. I laughed out loud when I read this anecdote in Reader's Digest:

As I stepped out of the shower, I heard someone in my kitchen downstairs. Knowing that my wife was out, I grabbed my 1903 heirloom rifle -- which no longer works -- and crept downstairs forgetting the fact that I was in my birthday suit. 
I came around the corner with the gun raised, only to find my wife loading the dishwasher.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I thought I heard an intruder. I came down to scare him."
Scanning the contours of my doughy, naked body, she mumbled, "You didn't need the gun."

Two small children are spying on the inhabitants of a nudist colony through a hole in the fence. ‘Are they men or ladies?’ asks one. ‘I can’t tell,’ replies the other. ‘They haven’t got any clothes on.’


A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's  locker room.  When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with  ladies  grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

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