Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts

Thursday, September 24, 2015

Entire town goes nude for a day



To mark the end of summer, the entire population of the small town of Bowling Wary, Indiana, near Interstate 90, opted to go nude for the day.  The event was intended to mark a good summer and tourist trade.



"Decent temperatures and a fairly good influx of tourists helped make this past summer one of the best", says organiser Sue Parkay, shown here with her prize rose. Parkay is also manager of the nearby Cheeky Buns, a non-affiliated nudist resort and trailer park, says she is pleased that the whole town participated.



 




June, receptionist at the local dentist says, "I'm so pleased to be a part of this. Everyone in town is so enthused and I had one patient come in and change his appointment three times. I hope we can do this every year!"


 




"This is the first time anyone except my wife Ellie has seen me naked, now I'm all over town in my birthday suit.  I always wondered what old Mrs. Wilson looked like naked, now I know",  says Vern, a plumber, as he grins.







Jackie, a housewife, says she surprised herself by baring all, and added that she had to wait until her husband left for work before she disrobed.  "He'd never leave the house otherwise", she said.


 



The event included a lunchtime picnic and organizer Parkay says that while there are no formal plans to repeat the event next year, it will come before the town council in December.  "The weenie roast was well attended and a sure repeat if we do this again.  I'd also like to see volleyball games, three-legged races and mud wrestling", she added.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Hanging in the Woods - Artist becomes trapped nude in her own work

A Norwegian artist named Hilde Krohn Huse filmed herself in hanging naked from a rope in a tree. 

However, as she reached the end of her video she found that she was unable to free herself.  The results are quite hilarious.  You can watch the video on the artist's own website HERE  or on
Vimeo. She said she was fortunate that one of her friends was nearby.  And who says Second Life doesn't have a similar set of problems?






Friday, April 25, 2014

Celebrity Nudist Of The Year

While there are many celebrities that participate in the nudist lifestyle. To name a few, Christina Aguilera, Pamela Anderson, Jimmy Buffett, Johnny Depp, Barry Manilow,
Matthew McConaughey etc. the list goes on.This one took me by total surprise! He is my nominee for "Celebrity Nudist of the Year"

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Fugitive on the loose at Su Casa

If you see the below pictured person contact the Second Life Police Department. She has been known to frequent Su Casa in search of male avatars. Known as Granny with aliases such as "World's oldest nudist", "Granny Hottie" and "Sexy Senior" Caution: Consider armed and dangerous, her cane is a deadly weapon.

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Say what?

  • It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
  • ~Marilyn Monroe


  • If people were meant to be nude they would have been born that way.
  • ~ Oscar Wilde


  • The difference between nudists and clothed people is that nudists don't mind if  you are wearing clothes.
  • ~Anonymous


  • Craftiness must have clothes, but truth loves to go naked.
  • ~English Proverb


  • Naked is as naked does.
  • ~Gray Muircastle
   
 
 
 
 





  
 




Thursday, August 22, 2013

Weird NEWdS!

Check out some of these weird news stories I found recently, some you can't even believe!

  • Eight Police officers suspended after skinny dipping photos released.








  • A Naked man was handed an ASBO (anti-social-behavior order).  Some of the comments at the end of the article are really funny!   ASBO=Anti Scrotum-Baring Order  LOL
  • Why would a Naturist Resort even need a dungeon? 

I get my breaking Naturist News delivered to my email box through the modern convenience of Google Alerts. 






Friday, August 2, 2013

Barely Funny

I was in the waiting area while my car was being repaired browsing through a magazine. I laughed out loud when I read this anecdote in Reader's Digest:

As I stepped out of the shower, I heard someone in my kitchen downstairs. Knowing that my wife was out, I grabbed my 1903 heirloom rifle -- which no longer works -- and crept downstairs forgetting the fact that I was in my birthday suit. 
I came around the corner with the gun raised, only to find my wife loading the dishwasher.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I thought I heard an intruder. I came down to scare him."
Scanning the contours of my doughy, naked body, she mumbled, "You didn't need the gun."



Two small children are spying on the inhabitants of a nudist colony through a hole in the fence. ‘Are they men or ladies?’ asks one. ‘I can’t tell,’ replies the other. ‘They haven’t got any clothes on.’


A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's  locker room.  When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with  ladies  grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

Got something funny to share? Add your joke in the comments.