You Might Be a Nudist If:

You might be a nudist if:

You think “The Bare Naked Ladies” are group of girls you see at camp every weekend

You pack for vacation taking just a shaving or makeup kit.

A box of laundry detergent last you a whole year.

You never have say to a friend “I hope to see more of you”

You know a smoothie is not 7-11 ice cream treat

The only tan-lines you have are under your watch

You see a friend of the street and they say "Oh! It's you! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!"

You hate opening the freezer door

Getting ready to go out means which watch, jewelry and sunglasses you'll wear today.

Your fanny pack really is a fanny pack.

When you say "I really have nothing to wear" and it's true.

You have a pool in your backyard, but don't own any swimsuits.

You own more towels then underwear.
Your window is open on a hot day and people see you nude... you don't care!

Who can come up with more?