Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Nudie Films



I subscribe to Amazon Prime, which gives varies perks such as free shipping,  fast delivery, music and streaming TV among other things.  The streaming TV offers mostly B movies and short clips of limited interest, such as 60 seconds watching airplanes take off and land.  It was on this free streaming video that I recently found three "nudist" films.
 

The first one up is entitled Unashamed: A Romance.  It was filmed in 1938 and I suppose it was fairly risqué for the time.  The story, what there is of it, centers around a woman who tries to get her boss to a nudist camp with the idea of winning his heart.  Most of the scenes depict a cozy utopian atmosphere where only the top half is shown nude except for a few butts here and there.  





The boss finally joins her and all seems to be going well with her plan until they encounter a blonde vixen who works at getting his attention.  I guess you'll have to see the film to find out if the blonde wins or not.  





The second film is called Bigfoot Horror Camp, yes, that's right, Bigfoot Horror Camp.  It stars Lexie Bell who is a porn actress and the camp in question is called the Double-D.  The bigfoot in question is some guy in a cheap gorilla suit who likes to capture the nude maidens and force them to pole dance.  It's probably a terrific film for a horny 13 year old boy but other than that don't waste your time with it.




The last film, and arguably the worst, is American Nudist, but with a promising title there is no plot, no real insight into nudism and, like the previous film, is an absolute and total waste of time. Not even good for horny 13 year olds.  The film is so bad, so forgotten and so useless, the only thing Google Images comes up with is the movie poster.



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